I was born intelligent, but education ruined me

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find  North America .
MARIA:
Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:           I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:           All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE:       No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:   A teacher

(I know this might be old, but for the sake of a smile)🙂

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