An Iraqi, a German and an American

An Iraqi, a German and an American got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
American was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.”
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the American was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Iraqi was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
“You belong to neighboring country so you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Iraqi replied.
“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”

“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

“And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked.

Iraqi smiled and said, “Tie the American to my back” !!!

I hope the american was Bush! because i have a lot of nice american friends (sorry to all hehe) πŸ™‚

12 thoughts on “An Iraqi, a German and an American

  1. heheh that was witty, but i must say as much as i do loath bush i don’t think being whipped is proper punishment for his, whats best is for him to be forced to perform complex mathematical calculations all day and night, this way his poor little brain will overload and explode !

  2. Different presidents, same jokes. There’s one that goes like that, except it’s Clinton (when he was president). There’s also another one about three parachutes with a plane going down that has the Pope, the President (Clinton or Bush, depending on whom you ask), and a kid. I’m sure you’ve heard it, too.

  3. The president goes into a library. “I would like a cheeseburger and fries,” he says in a loud, clear voice.”
    “But sir,” says the assistant, “this is a library.”
    “Gee, I’m sorry,” says Bush, and whispers very quietly, “I’d like a cheeseburger and fries.”

  4. Yes, the joke and comments show just how much the Middle Eastern people hate the American people and their President. It seems that no matter what the venue these days originating from or relating to the Middle East it portrays America as either incompetent or evil. Maybe it would be better if America rescinded all travel visas, removed all manpower, cancel all humanitarian aid and MONEY to the middle east and let it take it’s own path through time no matter how brutal and repressive. This way America could not be blamed for all the problems the Middle East experiences.

  5. American “Redneck” i hope you say that cuz you didnt see the comment below the joke.. i said that this joke doesnt apply for americans cuz i have american friends and i do love them.. i think its only applies the political bush!

    Anyway, you’re welcome to say what you feel πŸ™‚

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