Winter Classes II, For Women

And women thought they wont need classes!!!

Class 1
How To Fix things — Step by Step, with
Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2
Learning how to get ready in JUST 2 hours!!
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class 3
Video games,spots, Computers. Learn how to like them!
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 4
Its not the end of world if he didnt notice your new hair style, dress, shoes.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 5
Health Watch — Nagging is Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 6
How to read a map — Real Life Testimonials. (suggestion from a male visitor)
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 7
How to PARK?!
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours

Class 8
Learning to control — Basic Differences Between normal phone call and story of life on phone.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 9
How to spend less time on shopping?
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 10
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Be Smart!
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 11
Words — What are they and how they are used, men won’t get them out of your mind!!
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
As you may see that men and women courses at the same timing.. so when one partner at the class, the other one have something useful to do 😀

16 thoughts on “Winter Classes II, For Women

  1. Thankfully, i do not need to sign up for any of the classes, even number nine …i love to spend long time shopping and i do not want to learn how to cut my shopping hours. thanks for sharing.

  2. walek I i need to go to class 6 LOL.
    I’m the queen of getting lost even i havea , but u know I’m improving; 2 days ago ao almost got lost but i found my way within 10 minutes… this is a record for me YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    thanks Jano
    Miss You

  3. Ok, all of them are very much needed for women. However, Class 2 is a must! Thankfully, my girlfriend doesn’t need to take it. 🙂 Class 3 is also a must. Women need to learn how to appreciate the man’s emotional need for support while playing Halo 2 or other games.

  4. oh i see ,
    well i DO

    Fish fried and grilled , chiken in diff way , egg’s in diff way , most of grilled stuff , soup’s , macaroni ,Pasta , and definitely rise too ..

    and all the FAST food things and 4-5 Arabic meals ..
    well when u had to saty alone at home u do more than that …

    So MAi
    it’s OK and Fine with me loool : p

  5. GREAT!!!.. now, Life is FAIR afterall!!
    Nice of you Jansait.. I like your classes.. I would like to know how to register in… and attend most of them…

  6. Oh, I would like to recommend a book to read, “Why Men Don’t Listen And Women Can’t Read Maps” by Barbara & Allan Pease .. it could stand as a helpful book in about 80%…

  7. your comments are cool guys 😀 thanks a lot.. glad you enjoyed it.. after my post about life is fair and lessons for men i thought i should be fair also :p

    kinzi, amazing idea hehehe

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