Important Classes for Men, ALL OF THEM!!!

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY, December 29, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with
Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class 3
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 4
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 5
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 6
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 7
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks?
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours

Class 8
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 9
How to be the Ideal Shopping
Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 10
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re
Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 11
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

16 thoughts on “Important Classes for Men, ALL OF THEM!!!

  1. I love the list of offered classes!! my favorite is number 9…Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques…!!! real funny. thanks for sharing.

  2. What can I say!! Very funny. hehe! Good post. For some reason I could use the class on after dinner dishes. They just seem to set there.🙂

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  4. remember that some men, do those stuff better than other creatures😛 after all..men have only one switch lol not like other complicated control panel that doesn’t work in the end and only explodes hehehehe

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