Words Women Use


This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.


This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so its an even trade.


This means something, and you should be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last Five Minutes and end with Fine.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word Fine.

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means I give up or do what you want because I dont care You will get a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing and Fine and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes when she cools off.


This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over Nothing.


Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. Soft Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. Thats Okay means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. Thats Okay is often used with the word Fine and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow.


At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldnt get a Thats Okay.


A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.


This is much different from Thanks. A woman will say, Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the Loud Sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she will only tell you Nothing.

I hope you men out there can now understand alil bit of women’ statements (OUR statements) lol
And you Women, dont argue, this is true πŸ˜‰

12 thoughts on “Words Women Use

  1. I understand very well since I have been the one at the other end in the past. Never knew that then though. Great Post!

  2. Matt, yeah isnt it?

    Dar, you should be :p

    Chet, thanks πŸ™‚

    Dadan, No Comment looool

    Isnt there any girl loved this? or am i hated by girls now? hehe

  3. I LOVE THAT Jano … that is great !!! Had a great time reading it … and laughed a lot .. especially the “LOUD SIGH” … oh well – I’ll be more careful next time!! GREAT POST Jano … thanks a lot!!

  4. hehehe … don’t i have a wise relative or what??? hehehe
    Sweet words Jano, alo2 of wisdom. try not to argue urself lol. πŸ˜‰

  5. Karin thanks πŸ™‚

    bakkouz yep we are crazy but still you love us :p

    Orhan: think twice πŸ˜‰

    Ala’a: cousiiiiiiiiiiin i am wise :p lol and i dont argue myself im on men’s side against our kind hehe btw, i was wondering if i can put disana’s pics here πŸ™‚ kisses to lil disana :* and to her mom :*

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