Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them :

“It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.”

“Vot do you mean it’s illegal?” asks the German driver.

“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.

“Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile” the Germans says unbelievingly. “Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons.”

“You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!” replies the Italian customs officer.

“Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law.”

The German driver replies angrily, “You idiot! Call zhour supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!”

“Sorry” responds the Italian officer, “He can’ta come. He’s a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.” Italy

P.S. About football games -since ppl mix everything- i go with Brazil lol

9 thoughts on “Italians

  1. lol and she used the accent kaman …
    am not a big football fan, bass everyone knows the german machine when it start playin ,, mo mo ?

    i have a chart for the football cup 2006, and germany is already winner, ill scan and ill show you …

  2. Opairah thanks but sho we7dat ma we7dat 3am ben2ollak italy german and BRAZIL.. lolol

    Tololy: grazie molto per amabile commento scritto, forse belli calciatori ma brasiliani avere un talento šŸ˜›

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